Your add is strangely void of the "FASTEST THING AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!", "NEVER BEEN BEAT, except once by a banshee that was HIGHLY modded!!!!!", "SCARY FAST", "NOT A TOY!", "FOR EXPERIENCED RIDERS ONLY!!!", "NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART", "Dis bull down da street (mean) says dis jaun shit is bitch sick pho reeel. any jaun will pull bitchs like dis bulls PHAT sister all wit dis jaun", ETC.

you forgot 'only ridden by my girlfriend/wife/sissy'
